February 2012
Old enough to know, but too young to care.
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Watchinspectah-derek:
jayyhunnyy:
Haters gon do duh hahting. Potatoes gon potate. Tomatoes gon fuckin’ tomate.
LOL
art 110
art is fucking ridiculous. how the fuck can i write 3 pages on a piece that the author probably doesn’t even know wtf he made it for. he was probably high when he made this and called it a fork. jesus fuck
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
Omg everyone is watching her play. Even the professors omg
Now I’m watching her play tetris and she lost 8 times in a row omg she is so slow.
Girl who doesn't pay attention
I’ve been watching this girl for like 20 mins lol cause I’m pretty bored but this is what she does.
Scroll through her own blog 25 times.
Find some “pretty” picture to reblog.
Repeat
Lol why is she looking at her own blog for like 20 mins
Omg this bitch decides to sit next to me and start singing. Now he’s breathing like he’s being chased by a pack of wolves. Omg i hope the roof just caves in on him
January 2012
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My math professor is totally gay. His assistant is totally gay. I can’t help but imagine them fucking because they’re so cute together lol
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hiimjeck:
星の唄
criminalwisdom:
When you stop fretting over your own scars, and start kissing the scars of another. That’s how you know.
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Watchwolvesandclaws:
omfg … i can’t
December 2011
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In second grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
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twisted-umbrella:
星晴|周杰倫
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I walked to my car today only to find that someone was already in the driver seat. So my first thought is, “holy shit is that mom?” then I’m like “wait, my mom couldn’t be here.. and why would she have nappy hair..” and then I look at the license plate and then I’m like, “wait wtf is my license plate anyways?”
I continue to walk down the...
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