January 2012
My math professor is totally gay. His assistant is totally gay. I can’t help but imagine them fucking because they’re so cute together lol
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criminalwisdom:
When you stop fretting over your own scars, and start kissing the scars of another. That’s how you know.
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wolvesandclaws:
omfg … i can’t
December 2011
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In second grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
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em
I walked to my car today only to find that someone was already in the driver seat. So my first thought is, “holy shit is that mom?” then I’m like “wait, my mom couldn’t be here.. and why would she have nappy hair..” and then I look at the license plate and then I’m like, “wait wtf is my license plate anyways?”
I continue to walk down the...
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34 mins on parking meter.
5 mins to walk to class 21 mins for final 5 mins to walk back 3 mins to spare
:)
November 2011
I think one of the best feelings in the world is when you’re about to go on vacation. You don’t have to worry about anything. No work, no school, no stress. Just simple relaxation. I guess you could call it escape.
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