I walked to my car today only to find that someone was already in the driver seat. So my first thought is, “holy shit is that mom?” then I’m like “wait, my mom couldn’t be here.. and why would she have nappy hair..” and then I look at the license plate and then I’m like, “wait wtf is my license plate anyways?” 

I continue to walk down the parking lot to find out that that wasn’t my car. I mean shit, he had the same car as me and parked 3 spaces next to my car lol